✎ YUKOKI
My brain is all wired wrong;
But that's how it's been all along;
dragoons!

managed to hatch some lovely babies, and as much as I’d love to keep them, I need to make room for upcoming hatches.

50000g obsidian/thistle/obsidian

50000g obsidian/mulberry/obsidian

50000g obsidian/violet/obsidian

payment plans are accepted, and a ping reserve list is open for the parents.

leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot
u fry an egg

congrats, Carrie. the fucking Supernatural fandom ruined one of your posts, you're officially tumblr famous.

urulokid:

im gonna fly into the sun

careful, they might have a gif for that.

reviving my nsfw art blog like

soon…

erinsblogthing:

So let me get this straight, when Hinata risked her life to save Naruto in the battle with pein, it was considered “true love”. But when Sasuke saved Naruto’s life, almost losing his own, in the battle with Haku, people said that “oh that’s what friends do for each other” or “Sasuke wasn’t thinking straight”.

What the cheese, man? D:

no, they’re right… Sasuke wasn’t thinking straight.

and you wanna know why…? it’s because Sasuke Uchiha doesn’t have a single straight thought in his head.

atty-at-the-rock-show:

FUCKING. JENNA.

damn dog. I thought she was literally everything I was afraid of all balled into one horrendous creature. But it was just Jenna.

that entire road just made your butthole clench from start to finish. butthole clenched so tight it disappeared.

atty-at-the-rock-show:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

atty-at-the-rock-show:

Once you woke me up with your screaming. Remember that? “ATRUM WAKE UP PLEASE HELP” “WHAT WHAT IS IT” “WATER LEVEL” “o shit”

Once I saw what it was I understood. AND THEN I LAUGHED

YEAH YOUR ASS JUST SLEEPING ALL THE CARES AWAY WHILE I HAD A FUCKING ANEURYSM.

MMM SLEEP

Yes and I remember all the boys talking about Skunk Ape and Deliverance and Slenderman and all kinds of horrid shit. THANKS GUYS

and then there was Jenna

fucking Jenna

atty-at-the-rock-show:

Once you woke me up with your screaming. Remember that? “ATRUM WAKE UP PLEASE HELP” “WHAT WHAT IS IT” “WATER LEVEL” “o shit”

Once I saw what it was I understood. AND THEN I LAUGHED

YEAH YOUR ASS JUST SLEEPING ALL THE CARES AWAY WHILE I HAD A FUCKING ANEURYSM.

THANKS, PAL.

but remember walking down THE road to the gas station at night? it was like some Disney shit during the day, but as soon as the sun went down that was some Five Nights at Freddy’s bullshit

atty-at-the-rock-show:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

atty-at-the-rock-show:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

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howdy doodly friend

OH fUCK IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO ME LIKE A BAD ‘NAM FLASHBACK

ALL THREE OF US WERE SO QUIET FOR SO LONG ONCE WE CAME AROUND THE CORNER AND THAT THING SPRANG OUT AT US

AND THEN THE CHIRPING

REMEMBER THE BLOODY MURDEROUS TEDDY BEAR? AND THE EYEBALL? AND THE HNNNNGH

THE FUCKING CHIRPI NG

THE FUCKING SHADOW MAN THO

oh my god this all started because i was remembering back to that visit… when i was playing Amnesia, and you were just laughing at me as i screamed my way through the water level

atty-at-the-rock-show:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

atty-at-the-rock-show:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

atty-at-the-rock-show do yOU REMEMBER WATCHING DICKNOZZLE PLAY LSD DREAM EMULATOR???

DO YOU REMEMBER tHE ‘BOING’

OH CHRIST I JUST STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

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howdy doodly friend

OH fUCK IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO ME LIKE A BAD ‘NAM FLASHBACK

ALL THREE OF US WERE SO QUIET FOR SO LONG ONCE WE CAME AROUND THE CORNER AND THAT THING SPRANG OUT AT US

AND THEN THE CHIRPING